The World Cup runneth over with ranch dressing. Makes me proud.

My mind was made up. I was dead set on being a grumbling grouch for the next two and a half years. I would go around knocking off red hats and sing the national anthem slightly off-key to protest Donald Trump wrecking my country. What will happen in the 2026 midterms? Sign up for Margin of Victory...

Redirecting to full article...