Thou shalt not steal baseballs and hats from kids

You have a mortgage, a 401(k) and a persistent fatigue that forces you into a deep coma at 9:29 p.m. every night. When you go to the ballpark, the beer guy doesn’t even flatter you anymore by asking for an I.D. — he just straight up serves you tall boys until the seventh inning. And at tennis venues...

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